12 things you'll never hear Edward say
Hahahah some lines that I found at some webbsite. I know my humor sucks.
This is 12 things that you'll never hear Edward Cullen say.
1. Bella, you have just been PUNK'D!!!!
2. Bella, I'm gay.
3. Yes, I'll admit it. I'm perfect
4. Yo. Bella. Wassup?
5. Bella. I'm leaving you... For Jacob
6. You know, I think that Jessica and I are meant to be together. See ya!
7. MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Ok, so how was that for my evil Dracula laugh?
8. Alice, would you be upset if I told you that I MAY have tried on your undies this morning? (
9. I'm having a fangtastic time! Get it? Fang-tastic... haha it's so hilarious, how can you possibly not laugh? Haha *cough* so... umm yeah
10. I worship 50 Cent
11. Bella, Im pregnant...
12. Bella, when I left you... I had an affair...
hahahahahha loool
